Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Ellen DeGeneres

"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."


"I was coming home from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves."

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."


Ellen DeGeneres
US comedian and actress

1 comment:

AJ Thomas said...

I think you missed one:
"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."

I was just thinking how much I miss her on TV. I might have to buy a DVD.